Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I’m here to remind you that I’m better than you. All of you are doomed, and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. This game was designed to be a fun for me… I’ll completely give you the impression that you’re in the right position. What is the game called?
This is a platformer that makes use of the skills. It’s a game of a small snail (you) fighting an actual god (me).What other can you anticipate out of the game?
Aproximately 3 hours of quality time WITH ME (an exclusive deal I could add)Precise and swiftly paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being made fun ofThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe possibility of me eventually winning an interesting little mystery to unravel… the meaning of living
I am dreading for you to figure out exactly what’s happening here… LOL
You’ll see you on the other side,
Squid


As reviewed by sex furry game